<<< HipHopLyrics.de >>> Artist: Slimfaz f/Eric Cartman Album: The Slimfaz EP Song: Slimfaz is.... Typed by: white_Rhyders@dr-dre.com [Slimfaz] Yo, hello (Verse 01) Now that I spent my whole life with a bunch of retarded farmers Who milk their damn cows and are slaves of their big fat mommas It's Slimfaz once more and I'm suing the courts Cuz I hate that shit and I only get a 2 in the source I turn back in 93' when Slimfaz was Daryl D. and all this teachers thought it's funny to mock and twist me (oh no!) [damn] it needed one year to get rotten in that Franzi school now I'ma fool,takin warm shit and threwin' it in my neighboor's pool [Class clown messin', dressed like this dumb Hussein] Fuck your damn lesson, I'll pass the test guessin' And my teachers said :["Slimfaz you're a dickhead I'll see to it that one day you'll end up cleanin' my toilet"] The same teacher rejected me outta his lame lesson I said : ["Here's a present,say 'hi' to my Smith & Wesson"] and hit him over his head with it til I broke the grasp striked him down and stood with one foot on his chest .. refrain x1 Slimfaz!! You are an asshole , you know that? Slimfaz!! You are so retarded and mad Slimfaz!! You just wanna be a flying ace Slimfaz!! I don't wanna see your fuckin' face Slimfaz!! You don't deserve to live Slimfaz!! You'll never ever get a wife Slimfaz!! You are bothering all the time Slimfaz!! I don't wanna hear your lousy rhyme(s) (Verse 02) Time changed,I hadn't enough money and needed more (god damn) Fuck it! I'll ask that old lady I kicked outta the bus before so I jumped to her big white house directly next door and there I saw that old bitch dead on her damn red floor I asked: ["Excuse me miss, but do you have a lil donation yet?"] She lifted her leg and scrapped flakes off her dead head walked home, later that same fucked day Started sweatin' as hell and suddenly I saw a black ray I couldn't even see what was goin on around me I went dumb, and a strange voice said:["Hey it's me"] That was the day in which Spogg occupai(y) my life This strange rotten rapper with cap and ironknife So I told my doc: ["Hey man, there is another person in me who tries to kill all the people 'coz he's iller than me"] It all started when this cops took my knife away Cuz I killed my neighboorsdog and ate him on that irontray refrain x1 Slimfaz!! You are an asshole , you know that? Slimfaz!! You are so retarded and mad Slimfaz!! You just wanna be a flying ace Slimfaz!! I don't wanna see your fuckin' face Slimfaz!! You don't deserve to live Slimfaz!! You'll never ever get a wife Slimfaz!! You are bothering all the time Slimfaz!! I don't wanna hear your lousy rhyme(s) (Verse 03) Stop thinking twice, guys!Don't listen to lies buy Slimfaz CD's instead of Vanilla Ice Well, all I wish to be is a famous star (public joul) sellin' records and to be richer than those gays, the BeeGees are Hell yeah, gimme an award, two oscars and five grammies a recordlabel, a topmodel and two big villas in Miami gimme all the women, the money, the power and the fame and everybody on this planet should wear a t-shirt with my name all I need is a label, they wish to sign me at NMG but there ain't any with enough money to pay me And Mister Spogg appeared:["Shut up FAZ you're a lil prick don't u know ,that ur raplyrics makes all these people sick?"] That's cool dawg, but you know wot? I don't give a fuck! If y'all don't like my shit, go home to your mommy and get som' tuck or shoot yourself in your fucken' head and just take it light 'coz I write what I recite, and that's it. Good Night [Southpark guys] dissing Kyle <<< Support >>> DEFLOK HipHopMagazin.com -> Das älteste unkommerzielle Hip Hop Mag straight aus dem Ruhrpott. Unbedingt mal abchecken! BOMBING HipHopPromotion.de -> Promotion Agentur, welche Euch u.a. kostenlos Promostuff, wie Sticker, Flyer, etc. nach Hause schickt. Nebenbei supporten die Jungs auch div. Projekte [Eure?] umsonst!